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James <3's Mountain Dew and the camera! [17 Apr 2006|06:31pm]

dechets_totaux
[ mood | rejuvenated ]

okayyy, ladies. us Goffman Gals in English Honors period one, scored the treat of a lifetime: a photo-shoot with james!!!
I'm only posting the most flattering and of course, most controversial of the James pix(xx).


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Hardcore party-boi! *flutter*
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ahhh, fame is dizzying.
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James pretending to be an emo pussy faggot!
"I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

JUICY TID-BITS about...JAMES!!! [04 Mar 2006|12:47pm]

evaives
i just thought i'd post some juicy tidbits about Jamesy-boi:


okay....a total turn-on:

JAMES digs incest.

He shares Hitler's views on how to deal with retarded people: final solution (!!!).
1 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

i bet: [13 Dec 2005|10:10pm]

rule1122
i bet you guys wished you introduced james to diet mountain dew.
ha! what a miracle worker i am!

yeah,. and we were talking on monday and i think i mentioned his last name and he cut me short, saying "how did you know my last name?!"
i bit my tongue.
haha. but i made up a pretty good lie, though.
1 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[11 Dec 2005|11:59am]

hey_treeling
howww did i not join this community sooner??!!
shocking, i know.

well. james and i enjoy talking about Family Matters and Smashmouth together.
AND, I EVEN KNEW HIM PRE-PONYTAIL/BUN.
true story.
1 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

boomlalalalalalalalala [26 Sep 2005|12:30am]

rule1122
[ mood | coldallalalalala ]

COME THE FUCK ON!

school's been back in session for awhile - time to tell our AWESOME STORIES/fantasies about HAMES!
let's get retarrrdeeeedddd.
lalalalalala

6 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

guess what. [21 Aug 2005|01:47pm]

rule1122
james sits in front of me in english.
FLUTTER!
"I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[19 Feb 2005|07:09pm]

idratherbeinbed
how come nobodys been updating? oh i know, CAUSE ANNA MOSCA IS A HOBAG.


um anyway. i thought i should take the honors andj ust update this fucking thing, cause i'm really bored.



maybe i'll make a wreath out of pubic hairs.
no.
just kidding.



bye
"I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[14 Feb 2005|02:49pm]

xlove_sickx
[ mood | amused ]

So according to James, he doesn't have a Valantine.

Who wants to be the lucky girl?

1 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[11 Feb 2005|05:13pm]

ofthesaturnine
you know...i think i'm cooler than james
2 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[11 Feb 2005|04:30pm]
bob_ate_me
[ mood | indescribable ]

So James knows about the community.

In 4th hour today, Anna Mosca told him that her sister [Emily Mosca] showed her the community and Anna told James that there were pictures of him everywhere and that we were stalking him and what not.

Our cover is blown.

4 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[09 Feb 2005|03:44pm]

xlove_sickx
[ mood | blah ]

To anyone that actually believes this community is serious, or that there literally is a cult following surrounding James, please read:

This community is a joke. Take a good look at the comment links, the avatar, the userinfo, the interests listed in the user info. Most of the people who joined know eachother, & know Katie [idratherbeinbed] & I wouldn't actually make this & expect to be taken seriously.

So anyone wondering if we're actually stalking him, think again. This is all just good fun. KTHX.

2 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

i am THE original james fan [08 Feb 2005|10:21pm]

hatetobeloved
so yeah i got all you guys beat, i went to school with him last year and the year before that i wen tto school with him for half a year...i knew him when he shaved his head and i knew him when he got in trouble for having that dammn pony tail of his, now were tight like a man thong on a fat man but we used to hate each other, but i have seen the light and can joyfully embrace the spirit of james goffman

and im the ska boss
3 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[08 Feb 2005|07:21pm]

on_the_exit_row
James is my life. THAT'S WHY I JOINED.
"I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[07 Feb 2005|06:14pm]

xlove_sickx
[ mood | calm ]

Hey Goffman Gals, what's up?

I have a strand of James' hair!

All my love,
Tess

1 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[07 Feb 2005|05:29pm]

idratherbeinbed
well. good news is this community is just JUMPING with excited fans! bad news is the background image isn't appearing.

also.
i will be attending a 3-4 hour class with mr. goffman tomorrow morning.
and trust me
everyone
THE CAMERA BATTERIES WILL BE CHARGED...














just kidding... MAYBE.
4 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[07 Feb 2005|05:16pm]
at_the_jukebox
today i stole some of his hair and smelled him.
SCORRRRRE!
5 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[06 Feb 2005|06:36pm]

iamthebaker
so.


i ve never even talk to james but ive heard stories.


and he is so wonderful looking..


his shoes.

and ponytail.


so GREAT.
2 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[06 Feb 2005|09:33pm]

xlove_sickx
[ mood | Obsessed with James. ]

Since we're all here because of our love this amazing man, please promote this community using this banner, courtesy of Emily [bob_ate_me]:



All my love,
Tess

"I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[06 Feb 2005|08:14pm]

ofthesaturnine
why am i here?
becasue tess is so cool?
2 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

[06 Feb 2005|08:24pm]

idratherbeinbed
first update.




it's a
keeper

2 did it James' way. x "I want to slice her tounge off with a samurai sword."

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